Look at the avisynth external filters page on the avisynth wiki and find: a denoise filter, a contrast filter, a brightness filter, a saturation filter, a blur filter, an antialias filter, a dehalo filter, and some warpsharpening filters.
Then just set them all on high settings, give yourself a high CRF since the lack of detail means compression will be high; and you've got yourself a certified crappy CherryBoyz encode.
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